Rules For Life

I found this list in all the random files I have on my computer, and I was amazed at my hilarity. I just had to post it!!! This list was made for me, Rachelle, and Ann. Read the whole list. I promise you won't regret it. :)

1. Never wake up in the hour of 6. Any time before 6:59 AM is simply ridiculous and disgustingly early.
2. Always read your scriptures before bed.
3. Always close the blinds when it gets dark to prevent the Mr. Peepings of the world from looking at you. (Yes, Tom, we know you’re out there.)
4. Always lock the door.
5. Never eat anything bigger than your head. This can cause discomfort in the midsection.
6. Ice cream is always a good thing.
7. Cookies are good things too.
8. Being a Vegetarian is not a bad thing. Meat is not a good thing.
9. Never wear shoes that give you blisters. Especially if they are platform tennis shoes.
10. Maximum walking speed should always be reached. (Audrey secretly wants to punch slow-walking people in the back of the head because they are in the way when she is late to class).
11. Try not to stay up all hours of the night reading books that only amount to candy and not a full-course meal.
12. Never ever ever read “Breaking Dawn” again. Don’t even think about it.
13. Never listen to Anti-Harry Potter literature.
14. Always go to church.
15. Always sleep in as late as possible, especially when going to church.
16. Never go a day without showering.
17. Always avoid the creepy boys at BYU. It’s okay to say NO!
18. To protect the roommates, always remember to tell them about the creepy boys at BYU.
19. Only be late for class if you are getting free food.
20. Always make a cake when someone does something cool.
21. Always take advantage of the sun. It won’t always be there to keep you company.
22. Never let your phone die. It could be catastrophic.
23. Never walk home alone in the dark.
24. Always tell your roommates where you’re going on your run.
25. All the fun things in life actually do cost money.
26. Always get off your computer when you are wasting your life on YouTube or Facebook.
27. Friends are real friends even if they are not your friends on Facebook.
28. Yellow highlighters are better than any other color of highlighter.
29. It is better to lose a lover than to love a loser.
30. Always remember to call your mom.
31. Your family cannot live without you.
32. Get your homework done, and get good grades.
33. You really don’t have to be on time for lots of things.
34. Black is a really good color to wear.
35. Heels make you look better no matter what.
36. Sometimes black nail polish is really cool.
37. BYU football is WAY better than ever imagined. Never miss a home game.
38. It doesn’t take any more effort to put on a cute outfit than it does to put on an ugly one.
39. You can wear white after labor day, especially if it’s still sunny.
40. Only check your email a reasonable number of times per day. You can define reasonable.
41. Always record everything in your planner. Without it, you would be lost.
42. Lists are Audrey’s favorite invention.
43. Never forget about the life plan: Rachelle, you will marry Channing Tatum. And yes, Audrey, you will get your Senator’s Son with the last name of Parker who is a distant relative of the Kennedys).
44. Always take a nap on Sunday afternoon.
45. Always cook healthy meals.
46. Go to St. George a couple times every semester.
47. Never forget that it is cold in Provo.
48. Never tell your mom about Mr. Tom Peeping.
49. There is a fine line between genius and insanity.
50. You are always smarter than you think you are.
51. Always go to bed when you’re tired, and sometimes go to bed before you are tired.
52. Even if you can’t remember that far back, going to the gym is ALWAYS a good thing, is ALWAYS worth it, and is actually quite fun.