My Best-Selling Autobiography: So Mad.

Friday, December 25, 2009

ATROCITY.

So mad right now. Are they serious? Twilight before Harry Potter??!?! I can't even speak.

I just don't understand.

There is not a single person in the world that can claim that Twilight is better literature than Harry Potter. THERE ARE FREAKING TYPOS IN THAT MEYER WOMAN'S BOOKS!! (and I don't use that word!)

Click on the link above if you are confused. And then scroll down to the list of "top 10 books of the 2000s."

And I know that some of my readers with laugh at this. But let me make myself clear: THIS IS NOT FUNNY.

Favorite Things (from 2008-present)

concerts.
The LOFT
Sleeping upside down
Park City
Bear Lake
days off. love them.
IG
Saving Mr. Banks
OneRepublic and The Script at the SAME CONCERT.
Bastille.
Sugarhouse.
American Idol.
cinnamon toast crunch
honey greek yogurt
hummus
days so snowy that they let me go home from work early.
Yoga
Coconut Almond Milk
ED SHEERAN.
Ward Prayer.
Christmas lights in my Christmas cove when it's NOT Christmas time.
talking to MoJo on the phone.
google+ hangouts with my besties around the globe.
That girl from Norway.
When I go outside and I DON'T have to scrape my windows.
Take Me Home.
my fluffy fluffy bed. oh my gosh I love that thing.
turkey burgers. I know.
Gatsby, again.
Phillip Phillips
Zoo Lights
the new relief society book.
scrapbooking.
holding babies. yes please.
folding laundry.
Benny Benassi, Cinema
Give Me Everything
the old Fivers. And 66ers. I just miss my ward.
reading every book I see.
writing in my journal.
ideas about the future.
remembering, everyday, that I finished student teaching.
Salt Lake City.
GAP.
eating out. holy cow, there is nothing better than someone bringing you your food. And all you have to do is give them money!
chips and salsa.
those mint chocolates at the byu bookstore.
my job.
going to be early?
music videos.
PItbull. You guys. He's so cool.
um sailboats.
30 Rock
Community
Skim Milk
Pearls
Sleeping in. Taking naps during the day. Going to bed early.
The Hunger Games
Cheerios
The Jonas Brothers' "Lines, Vines, and Trying Times."
The 2001 "Invincible" Michael Jackson album. I recently fell in love with it.
New dresses for church.
Slickgangin
Lee DeWyze
Wheatables (they are SOOOO much better than wheat thins)
Muenster cheese
Robet Downey, Jr.
Freddie Mercury
Nautical things.
I'm like obsessed with the idea of summer.
Duckie
Young Adult Literature
Adam Lambert
Michael Jackson's This Is It
I'm kind of obsessed with George Q. Cannon. I promise it's not creepy, though. He's just fascinating.
Sleepovers.
Run This Town (Rihanna, Jay-Z, AND Kanye) The video is very creepily awesome and fantastic. And eerie. And cool. And I love Rihanna.
The old TGIF. Boy Meets World. Brother's Keeper. Two of a Kind. Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
Cinnamon Rolls.
Late night chats with Rachelle. She is full of wisdom and learning. I think I am going to call her Athena.
Me and Dani's Mom's birthday is the SAME DAY. I'm just sayin'.
Duckie on Pretty in Pink.
laughing at the Grammar Snobs in my teaching grammar and usage class. They are HILARIOUS. In a bad way.
Honey whole wheat Great Harvest bread, toasted, with melted peanut butter on it. YUM.
Elise
Charity boys. Oh wait, I don't like them.
Entertaining the idea of going to library school.
Dani Richards
Bronco Mendenhall
BYU Football
Driving my Car
Sun
St.G
Miley Cyrus and the Disney Gang
Mint Dilly Bars from the Queen
Sunday walks on the mall
Michael Jackson.
Harry Potter references. I have vowed to use more of them.
My Washington D.C. friends.
laughing really hard.
Pebbles friends and scrapbooking.
Odd side note: Emerson Spartz, the founder of Mugglenet, is officially engaged. He is 22. And you can watch the video on youtube. This is not really significant, just kind of odd. I feel like we grew up together a little bit because Mugglenet was such a part of my life during middle school and high school. So anyway, that was random and very nerdy. The end.
Zac Efron.
"Can You Feel It" by The Jacksons
Hannah Montana, Sonny with a Chance, Wizards of Waverly Place
The preface to "The Picture of Dorian Gray" by Oscar Wilde
This quote by the famous British poet, Christina Rossetti: "Twilight is not good for maidens" (written in the poem, "Goblin Market," in 1862). I have to agree.
Canary Diamonds
Soul Roommates
17 Again
"Let's Get it On"
Matt Giraud
Actually getting to eat lunch in the CougarEat while doing sudoku and watching CNN. Pure bliss.
Researching old famous people and becoming an expert on them
Washington D.C.
Netflix
Making Lists
Book lists.
Making and eating chocolate chip cookies
The 17 Again movie trailer (see this link! http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi2523529241/)
Pebbles employee meetings
sleeping
High School Musical 3
Honey Bunches of Oats
Pineapple Guava popsicles
Hot bread and honey butter

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