So I like to throw parties. In a series of fortunate events I learned that June 4 is Old Maid's Day. I decided that there was only one way to celebrate such a great holiday that commemorates so many of my favorite people. Because, you know, if more people celebrated Old Maid's Day maybe it would be more worth it to be an Old Maid. (ps, I don't actually think I am an old maid. But I love in Provo for crying out loud).
Anyway. That one way to celebrate was a monster girl party. The exclusive facebook invite looked a thing or two like this:
So guess what.
June 4th is officially Old Maid's Day (according to some random website I found like 2 months ago).
In Provo world, many of us are old maids. Or even if we are not old maids, we like to have girl parties.
So. Come for girl foods (aka chocolate, ice cream, buttery buttery popcorn, cutie cupcakes, and a veggie tray to make us feel less guilty), girl movies (aka She's the Man, Mean Girls, and/or How to Lose a Guy in 10 days), and lots of gossiping. Come with all your juice (preferably about cute boys).
And the most important part: this party is. a. secret.
It's an exclusive bash. "It's just for a couple of cool people and you better be one of them bio***." (guess)
Bring your pajamas, blankets for comfort and sleeping, possibly your mattress, food, and other necessaries.
LAST THING: BRING YOUR FAT PANTS LADIES!
June 4th is officially Old Maid's Day (according to some random website I found like 2 months ago).
In Provo world, many of us are old maids. Or even if we are not old maids, we like to have girl parties.
So. Come for girl foods (aka chocolate, ice cream, buttery buttery popcorn, cutie cupcakes, and a veggie tray to make us feel less guilty), girl movies (aka She's the Man, Mean Girls, and/or How to Lose a Guy in 10 days), and lots of gossiping. Come with all your juice (preferably about cute boys).
And the most important part: this party is. a. secret.
It's an exclusive bash. "It's just for a couple of cool people and you better be one of them bio***." (guess)
Bring your pajamas, blankets for comfort and sleeping, possibly your mattress, food, and other necessaries.
LAST THING: BRING YOUR FAT PANTS LADIES!
I'm so funny.
So we had lotsa food (including chocolate chip cookie covered oreos. yep that's right) and lotsa Mean Girls and then lotsa gossip, which included a spectacular game of "truth or truth." Some of the best "truth" questions included, "who is your most embarrassing ward crush ever?" and "if you had to marry someone in the ward RIGHT NOW who would it be?"
It was a blast, and after only 4 hours of sleep, all of us showed up at church all hyped up and ready to go.
Man. I love being single.
1 comment:
That truth or truth game was excellent. So were those chocolate chip cookie covered oreos. Well done. I feel more and more excited about actually being an old maid someday if that is what it consists of.
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