You guys.

New favorite thing of my life.

Kathy Beth Terry.

Quoted: "Sascha Fierce is to Beyonce as Kathy Beth Terry is to me." -Katy Perry.

Katy Perry has created a 1990s 13-year-old alter ego to promote her new single, "Last Friday Night." And it is HILARIOUS. She even used whatsherface Rebecca Black in the promo.

Kathy Beth Terry's favorite things include beanie babies, Anne Frank stickers, JTT, Jared Leto, Will Smith, Devon Sawa, and Leo.

I remember those days.

Check out her twitter and facebook page. hilar.

That's all.

Summer is a party

Andrea: my superstar roommate

On Friday I wanted to have a bonfire. So we had one.

My favorite part is that I got to wear my windbreaker.

I think I actually had a tear.

Valentines Day 2012.

New respect for Adam Levine

Lost respect for Christina. And really? Stop singing "We Are the Champions." It's too cheesy unless sung by Queen in its proper context.

Charming.

1. Can I please be a member of the Huxtable family? I am in love with Heathcliff Huxtable. I want to marry someone just like him, and then become a Claire Huxtable. I'll be a lawyer while he is a doctor, and we'll have kids who get crazy ideas and ask for money all the time. But we'll put them in their place-- teach them life lessons without the "Full-House" style sappy part at the end (it is for this reason that The Cosby Show is leagues better than its many genre equivalents).

2. I finished "The Book Thief" today, about 7 months in the making. I don't know why I never got into this book. I started in like October and just read it at the gym, then brought it to DC with me, and didn't touch it the whole 4 months I was there. But now I'm done. I finished the last 100 pages today, and you know what? I really liked it. It's a beautiful story about what is important in life-- it's a story of abandonment and guilt, courage and love--- and it's a story about the power of words. I would actually recommend it to anyone. Markus Zusak is somehow able to create small moments that are breathtaking and powerful and stabbing. And meaningful. I'll be thinking about it for a while.

That's all.

Oh wait, we had a party. For Memorial Day. It was crowded. The floor was shaking and I thought it was going to break. We got a lot of highlighter on the carpet (dang it). And there was a girl there (who no one knew) who kept trying to change the music, and I was super moody about it. But there were boys and writing on walls is fun. And as per the Facebook instructions, almost everybody actually showed up wearing white. Yay white-out for Memorial Day and black lights.

See pics below.

isn't this bomb?

Lene is so cool.

some of the early party people.

That's really all.

To make a living

I remember seeing a lady on Oprah when I was like 10 who made her living by entering sweepstakes and contests full time.

I've decided it's a great idea. Really.

So I've begun my career as a professional sweepstakes participant on the 97.1 ZHT website. I've entered the contest for a free PASS OF ALL PASSES 11 times. And I entered to win tickets to the American Idol tour. Think of how much money I could save if all of my social spending was eliminated because I won so many prizes??


My college degree is already paying off.

Ah, Provo.

1. I went to the Justin Bieber movie for the third time. I still love it.
2. I never thought I'd say this, but I really love the brand new Lady Gaga song, "The Edge of Glory." That woman(?) usually totally creeps me out, but this song totally has an 80's rocker/techno vibe, which I love. So it's an exception.
3. I'm also in love with the new Glee cover of Adele's "Rolling in the Deep." Take it away Jesse St. James. And then give your voice to the man I marry.
4. There are four words that have been on repeat in my head (and on my lips) since I arrived in Provo, and they are giving me anxiety: "I need a job." It's hard to enjoy NOT having a job when you need one so bad. You'd think I have all the time in the world to do whatever I want. But really, my time is just consumed by worry, stress, and job applications. HATE.
5. Seeing old friends is a BLAST. Calista, Liz, Taryn, and Paul: you're next. Individually of course.