I want that sweater.

Have you ever seen anything so American? It's so 1992 or something. Which makes it SOOOOO 2014.

Apparently there was a lot of heat on Twitter. People don't like the sweaters? Think again, you. And check out this link: http://ftw.usatoday.com/2014/02/american-opening-ceremony-uniforms-ralph-lauren-sochi-olymipcs/

The American athletes looked like party animals compared to everyone else at the opening ceremonies. And even that is American.

And I found the sweater on ebay for 2 grand. They are hand-sewn. So, yeah.

That Michael Phelps

Conversation with the lovely Laura Thomas this morning:

Laura: Michael Phelps won another gold last night.
Audrey: I love Michael Phelps.
Laura: He's just so darn adorable.
Audrey: I just want him to win everything, forever.
Laura: ..... (thinking about MP)
Audrey: But Ryan Lochte is, like, sooooo attractive.
Laura: Yes.

I haven't changed very much in the last 4 years, apparently. Check out this post from the days after the Beijing Games.